As has already been seeded here, Texas Governor Rick Perry stated that he believes America will be guided by "the Christian values that this country was based upon."
Setting aside the dubious (OK outright FALSE) notion that this nation was founded on Christian "values," I believe we can solve this problem once and for all, right here on the vine by asking ourselves a few simple questions:
1. WWJVF (Who would Jesus vote for?) First Answer - no one, because the GOP would have stopped him at the border in the first place, even though he just wanted work building our homes. He is a carpenter, after all. Still, let's postulate that Jesus really DID manage to vote, despite the numerous GOP voter disenfranchisement techniques currently being enacted to keep lowlifes like him away from the polls. Who would he vote for then? Answer - ANYBODY other than the current crop of murdering, judgemental, uncharitable, un-Christian GOP contenders currently in play. My guess is Obama.
2. WWJJ&E? (Who Would Jesus Judge and Execute?) Answer - NO ONE, that seems to be a more "modern" "Christian" value. "Judge not lest ye be judged" used to be the Christian value in play. Now it's more like "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out." This bolsters my contention that Jesus would sure as hell NOT vote GOP.
3. WWJDHC/I? (Who would Jesus Deny Health Care/Insurance?) Answer - well DUH! NO ONE. Again, that's a "modern" "Christian" value, one that Jesus would most certainly disapprove of. Read yer Bibles, hypocrites, for YOUR day of judgement surely approacheth.
You get the picture... a few more come to mind - WWJD? (Where Would Jesus Drill?); WLOLMWJC? (Which Little Old Lady's Medicaire Would Jesus Cut?); WMWJH? (Which Minorities Would Jesus Hate?)
Personally, I think the real "J" question Governor Perry, his Dominionist Minions, and the American Evangelical Taliban should be asking themselves is this one: WGVHSWJCFPH? (Which Groups of Vacuous, Hypocritical Sinners Would Jesus Consign to the Fiery Pits of Hell?)